\u00deegar \u00e9g s\u00e1 fr\u00e9tt \u00ed Morgunbla\u00f0inu\u00a0um a\u00f0 r\u00e1\u00f0herrar \u00e6tlu\u00f0u a\u00f0 \u00feiggja bo\u00f0 um a\u00f0 fara \u00ed laxvei\u00f0i til a\u00f0 b\u00e6ta \u00edmynd laxvei\u00f0a, h\u00e9lt \u00e9g a\u00f0 um v\u00e6ri a\u00f0 r\u00e6\u00f0a \u00fathugsa\u00f0 plott vinstri sinna\u00f0ra a\u00f0ger\u00f0asinna til a\u00f0 gera gr\u00edn a\u00f0 fors\u00e6tis- og fj\u00e1rm\u00e1lar\u00e1\u00f0herra.<\/p>\n
\u00deeir hef\u00f0u fengi\u00f0 \u00ed li\u00f0 me\u00f0 s\u00e9r umsj\u00f3narmann laxvei\u00f0i\u00e1r til a\u00f0 senda \u00fat fr\u00e9ttatilkynningu og einhvern veginn n\u00e1\u00f0 a\u00f0 blekkja bla\u00f0amann Morgunbla\u00f0sins til a\u00f0 birta fr\u00e9ttina. M\u00e9r fannst \u00ed fullri alv\u00f6ru a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 v\u00e6ri l\u00edklegasti uppruni \u00feessarar fr\u00e9ttar. \u00deegar \u00e9g las greinina \u00fe\u00e1 hl\u00f3 \u00e9g upph\u00e1tt og hugsa\u00f0i a\u00f0 aumingja bla\u00f0ama\u00f0urinn sem skrifa\u00f0i \u00feetta myndi f\u00e1 a\u00f0 heyra \u00fea\u00f0, \u00feegar plotti\u00f0 k\u00e6mi \u00ed lj\u00f3s. \u00c9g sag\u00f0i meira a\u00f0 segja vi\u00f0 konuna m\u00edna a\u00f0 mbl.is hef\u00f0u l\u00e1ti\u00f0 gabba sig til a\u00f0 birta ruglfr\u00e9tt um Sigmund Dav\u00ed\u00f0 og Bjarna Ben.<\/p>\n
M\u00e9r einfaldlega datt ekki \u00ed hug a\u00f0 \u00feetta g\u00e6ti veri\u00f0 satt og \u00e9g hef samt ekkert endilega mikla tr\u00fa \u00e1 skynsemi Sigmundar og Bjarna. \u00deegar svo J\u00f3hanna Sigur\u00f0ard\u00f3ttir f\u00f3r a\u00f0 tala um si\u00f0leysi, \u00fe\u00e1 staldra\u00f0i \u00e9g vi\u00f0, og hugsa\u00f0i a\u00f0 varla v\u00e6ri\u00a0h\u00fan hluti af plottinu.<\/p>\n
\u00deegar Bjarni birti mynd af vei\u00f0iflugu \u00e1 Facebook, var m\u00e9r verulega brug\u00f0i\u00f0\u00a0og n\u00fa eru komnar myndir af \u00feeim f\u00e9l\u00f6gum \u00fat \u00ed \u00e1 a\u00f0 vei\u00f0a. Fr\u00e9ttama\u00f0urinn vir\u00f0ist sem s\u00e9 ekki hafa veri\u00f0 blekktur. \u00c9g er nefnilega viss um a\u00f0 snilld vinstrisinna\u00f0ra a\u00f0ger\u00f0asinna s\u00e9 ekki n\u00e6gilega mikil til a\u00f0 sannf\u00e6ra Bjarna og Sigmund um \u00fe\u00e1ttt\u00f6ku.<\/p>\n
En \u00e9g lifi \u00ed voninni, kannski er atri\u00f0i\u00f0 ekki b\u00fai\u00f0. \u00c9g lifi \u00ed voninni um a\u00f0 allt \u00ed einu birtist Aston Kutcher, horfi \u00ed augun \u00e1 \u00fej\u00f3\u00f0inni og hr\u00f3pi Punk’d, sn\u00fai s\u00e9r s\u00ed\u00f0an a\u00f0 Sigmundi Dav\u00ed\u00f0, Bjarna og J\u00f3h\u00f6nnu og \u00feakki \u00feeim fyrir a\u00f0sto\u00f0ina vi\u00f0 besta dj\u00f3k ever.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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