\u00deegar \u00e9g settist \u00ed st\u00f3linn hj\u00e1 rakaranum m\u00ednum \u00ed morgun, var \u00e9g flj\u00f3tur a\u00f0 tengja hvert umr\u00e6\u00f0uefni\u00f0 var. Sj\u00e1lfsv\u00edg eru nefnilega ekki daglegur veruleiki \u00edb\u00faanna \u00ed Bexleyb\u00e6. Hann var nemandi \u00ed Capital, \u00e1 s\u00ed\u00f0asta \u00e1ri.
\nRakarinn sem st\u00f3\u00f0 vi\u00f0 st\u00f3linn minn sag\u00f0i a\u00f0 hann hef\u00f0i komi\u00f0 \u00e1 tveggja vikna fresti og l\u00e1ti\u00f0 snyrta h\u00e1ri\u00f0 mj\u00f6g stutt, enda veri\u00f0 herma\u00f0ur og reglurnar v\u00e6ru strangar fyrir krakkana sem l\u00e1ta herinn borga n\u00e1mi\u00f0, l\u00edka hva\u00f0 var\u00f0ar h\u00e1rv\u00f6xt. \u201cAnnars,\u201d b\u00e6tti rakarinn vi\u00f0, \u201c\u00e1kva\u00f0 str\u00e1kurinn a\u00f0 leyfa h\u00e1rinu a\u00f0 vaxa a\u00f0eins meira fyrir c.a. 1 \u00e1ri s\u00ed\u00f0an, enda var hann a\u00f0 skj\u00f3ta s\u00e9r \u00ed einhverja stelpu \u00fe\u00e1.\u201d
\n\u00deegar spjalli\u00f0 gekk \u00e1fram, f\u00e9kk \u00e9g a\u00f0 heyra a\u00f0 drengurinn sem t\u00f3k sitt eigi\u00f0 l\u00edf, \u00e1tti a\u00f0 \u00fatskrifast eftir r\u00famar tv\u00e6r vikur, og \u00ed vikunni \u00fear \u00e1 eftir bei\u00f0 \u00e1standi\u00f0 \u00ed Baghdad. Hann \u00e1tti a\u00f0 lei\u00f0a h\u00f3p f\u00f3tg\u00f6nguli\u00f0a \u00ed \u00cdraksstr\u00ed\u00f0inu. Einn rakarinn \u00e1 stofunni, sag\u00f0i rei\u00f0ur a\u00f0 e.t.v. hafi drengurinn fremur vilja\u00f0 taka eigi\u00f0 l\u00edf en annarra, frekar deyja fyrir eigin hendi en hendi Bush. \u00c9g \u00e1kva\u00f0 a\u00f0 \u00feegja, \u00fea\u00f0 er ekki vi\u00f0 h\u00e6fi a\u00f0 tj\u00e1 sig um str\u00ed\u00f0 sem manns eigin lei\u00f0togar sty\u00f0ja, svo fremi sem b\u00f6rn annars f\u00f3lks l\u00e1ti l\u00edfi\u00f0.
\nSj\u00e1lfsv\u00edg eru ekki t\u00ed\u00f0 \u00ed Bexleyb\u00e6, en sj\u00e1lfsagt eru enn f\u00e6rri sem senda b\u00f6rnin s\u00edn til Baghdad. Reyndar er Matt, b\u00e6jarstj\u00f3raframbj\u00f3\u00f0andi, herma\u00f0ur \u00ed hlutastarfi og fer reglulega ni\u00f0ur til Virgin\u00edufylkis til a\u00f0 st\u00fdra h\u00f3pi l\u00f6gfr\u00e6\u00f0inga sem annast erf\u00f0askr\u00e1rger\u00f0 hermannanna sem eru \u00e1 lei\u00f0 \u00ed \u00f3vissuna.
\nUngi drengurinn sem hugsanlega \u00e1tti l\u00edf framundan, \u00e1tti sj\u00e1lfsagt einhvern t\u00edmann draum um framt\u00ed\u00f0, \u00fear sem st\u00f3ll rakarans bei\u00f0 ekki \u00e1 tveggja vikna fresti til a\u00f0 uppfylla kr\u00f6fur hersins en \u00fea\u00f0 var\u00f0 aldrei. Hann komst aldrei til Virgin\u00edufylkis til a\u00f0 gera erf\u00f0askr\u00e1nna s\u00edna me\u00f0 a\u00f0sto\u00f0 Matt, hans t\u00edmi kom fyrr. Nafni\u00f0 hans ver\u00f0ur aldrei sett \u00e1 minnismerki um l\u00e1tna hermenn \u00ed Washington, hann er ekki hluti t\u00f6lulegu uppl\u00fdsinganna um mannfall Bandar\u00edkjamanna vegna str\u00ed\u00f0sins \u00ed \u00cdrak. En hann er \u00f6rugglega ekki s\u00e1 eini sem l\u00e6tur l\u00edfi\u00f0 \u00e1 \u00feennan h\u00e1tt, nokkrum vikum \u00e1\u00f0ur en h\u00f3purinn hans Matt skrifar upp hinstu \u00f3skirnar.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
\u00deegar \u00e9g settist \u00ed st\u00f3linn hj\u00e1 rakaranum m\u00ednum \u00ed morgun, var \u00e9g flj\u00f3tur a\u00f0 tengja hvert umr\u00e6\u00f0uefni\u00f0 var. Sj\u00e1lfsv\u00edg eru nefnilega ekki daglegur veruleiki \u00edb\u00faanna \u00ed Bexleyb\u00e6. Hann var nemandi \u00ed Capital, \u00e1 s\u00ed\u00f0asta \u00e1ri.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wds_primary_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-420","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-islenska"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ispeculate.net\/writings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/420","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ispeculate.net\/writings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ispeculate.net\/writings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ispeculate.net\/writings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ispeculate.net\/writings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=420"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ispeculate.net\/writings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/420\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ispeculate.net\/writings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=420"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ispeculate.net\/writings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=420"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ispeculate.net\/writings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=420"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}