H\u00fan er hv\u00edt, mi\u00f0aldra l\u00f6gfr\u00e6\u00f0ingur \u00ed g\u00f3\u00f0u starfi. H\u00fan slapp \u00far h\u00fasinu s\u00ednu, \u00e1 sundi, vatn upp \u00ed handarkrika. Vegna sj\u00fakd\u00f3ms gat h\u00fan ekki keyrt burtu. \u00c1 laugardeginum \u00feegar h\u00fan \u00e1tta\u00f0i sig \u00e1 umfangi ve\u00f0ursins, byrja\u00f0i a\u00f0 hringja \u00ed kunningja til a\u00f0 snapa s\u00e9r far. \u00dea\u00f0 t\u00f3kst ekki. H\u00fan h\u00e9lt til heima hj\u00e1 s\u00e9r en \u00e1tta\u00f0i sig \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed \u00e1 \u00feri\u00f0judagsmorgni snemma, deginum eftir storminn sj\u00e1lfan, a\u00f0 vatni\u00f0 var byrja\u00f0 a\u00f0 h\u00e6kka \u00edskyggilega. Henni til happs var a\u00f0 \u00feyrluflugma\u00f0ur s\u00e1 til hennar, n\u00e1\u00f0i henni upp og flaug me\u00f0 hana a\u00f0 b\u00e1t. B\u00e1turinn t\u00f3k hana a\u00f0 r\u00e1\u00f0stefnumi\u00f0st\u00f6\u00f0inni \u00ed New Orleans. \u00dear var henni sagt a\u00f0 b\u00ed\u00f0a \u00fear til r\u00faturnar k\u00e6mu, \u00fe\u00e6r v\u00e6ru v\u00e6ntanlegar. H\u00fan gekk um mi\u00f0st\u00f6\u00f0ina me\u00f0 n\u00e1granna s\u00ednum sem h\u00fan reyndar \u00feekkti ekki, haf\u00f0i einfaldlega veri\u00f0 \u00ed b\u00e1tnum me\u00f0 henni. \u00dear var enginn l\u00f6gregla, uppsett og mannlaus rau\u00f0akross-hj\u00e1lparst\u00f6\u00f0, engir hermenn, engir vi\u00f0 stj\u00f3rn, nema \u00f3\u00feekktur h\u00f3pur f\u00f3lks sem skipa\u00f0i \u00f6llum \u00ed ra\u00f0ir a\u00f0 b\u00ed\u00f0a eftir r\u00fatunum sem v\u00e6ru v\u00e6ntanlegar hva\u00f0 \u00e1 hverju. \u00deannig lei\u00f0 \u00feri\u00f0judagurinn, 10.000 manns \u00ed r\u00f6\u00f0um, hr\u00e6tt vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 fara inn \u00e1 myrk kl\u00f3settinn vegna s\u00f6gusagna um nau\u00f0ganir. Mi\u00f0vikudagurinn reyndist svipa\u00f0ur, ra\u00f0ir til a\u00f0 missa ekki af r\u00fatum, piss byrja\u00f0 a\u00f0 flj\u00f3ta um g\u00f3lfin \u00fear sem f\u00f3lki\u00f0 svaf, hr\u00e6\u00f0slan \u00f3x. Vatn byrja\u00f0i a\u00f0 leka ni\u00f0ur af efri h\u00e6\u00f0um, \u00fea\u00f0 lykta\u00f0i eins og einhver hef\u00f0i pissa\u00f0 \u00e1 g\u00f3lfi\u00f0 uppi. Sumir g\u00e1tu fundi\u00f0 st\u00f3la til a\u00f0 sitja \u00e1 \u00ed r\u00f6\u00f0unum. En enginn \u00feor\u00f0i a\u00f0 yfirgefa \u00fe\u00e6r, enda r\u00faturnar v\u00e6ntanlegar. Enginn matur, ekkert vatn, enginn sk\u00fdr skilabo\u00f0. Inni, rafmagnsleysi og myrkur, \u00fati 35 stiga hiti, g\u00edfurlegur raki og sk\u00ednandi s\u00f3l.<\/p>\n
\u00c1 fimmtudeginum dreif a\u00f0 mikinn fj\u00f6lda hermanna, \u00feeir stilltu s\u00e9r upp \u00f6xl vi\u00f0 \u00f6xl, andsp\u00e6nis f\u00f3lkinu sem bei\u00f0 \u00ed r\u00f6\u00f0um eftir r\u00fatunum, lyftu upp riflunum s\u00ednum og beindu a\u00f0 h\u00f3pnum. Nokkru s\u00ed\u00f0ar flaug Georg W. Bush inn a\u00f0 R\u00e1\u00f0stefnumi\u00f0st\u00f6\u00f0inni til a\u00f0 heilsa f\u00f3lkinu, tala \u00ed \u00fea\u00f0 kjark. F\u00f3lki\u00f0 fagna\u00f0i forsetanum, hann haf\u00f0i sj\u00e1lfur komi\u00f0 til a\u00f0 bjarga. En nei, Georg W. Bush, flaug burtu, f\u00f3lki\u00f0 var enn \u00ed r\u00f6\u00f0unum, hermennirnir yfirg\u00e1fu sv\u00e6\u00f0i\u00f0 og f\u00f3lki\u00f0 var aftur eitt. Hitinn \u00fati \u00f3gurlegur, ekkert vatn, enginn sk\u00fdr skilabo\u00f0. Inni, rafmagnsleysi, piss og myrkur.<\/p>\n
\u00c1 fimmtudagskv\u00f6ldinu kom \u00feyrla til bjargar, \u00feeir sem voru verst staddir komust um bor\u00f0 og var flogi\u00f0 burt. N\u00fa voru ekki nema 9990 eftir \u00ed R\u00e1\u00f0stefnumi\u00f0st\u00f6\u00f0inni. F\u00f3lkinu var sagt a\u00f0 ra\u00f0a s\u00e9r upp fleiri \u00feyrlur v\u00e6ru v\u00e6ntanlegar, en \u00fe\u00e6r komu ekki \u00fea\u00f0 kv\u00f6ld. \u00c1st\u00e6\u00f0an var s\u00f6g\u00f0 a\u00f0 fyrsta \u00feyrlan hef\u00f0i lent \u00ed skot\u00e1r\u00e1s. Hvort \u00fea\u00f0 er satt, veit enginn.<\/p>\n
\u00c1 f\u00f6studagsmorgni f\u00f3r f\u00f3lki\u00f0 \u00ed ra\u00f0irnar s\u00ednar enn \u00e1 n\u00fd, 3 s\u00f3larhringar \u00e1n vatns, sofandi \u00ed pissupollum, hr\u00e6tt vi\u00f0 nau\u00f0ganir og myrkri\u00f0, en um lei\u00f0 b\u00fai\u00f0 a\u00f0 standa \u00ed \u00f3b\u00e6rilegum hita \u00fati vi\u00f0 allan \u00feennan t\u00edma a\u00f0 b\u00ed\u00f0a eftir bj\u00f6rguninni sem ekki kom. En n\u00fa kom bj\u00f6rgunin, \u00feyrlur fylltu upp sj\u00f3ndeildarhringinn og konan sem sag\u00f0i okkur s\u00f6guna, komst \u00ed \u00fe\u00e1 fyrstu. Var flutt me\u00f0 of\u00feurrk og hjarta\u00f3reglu \u00e1 sj\u00fakrah\u00fas \u00ed Texas og n\u00e1\u00f0i s\u00e9r a\u00f0 fullu l\u00edkamlega. Andleg l\u00ed\u00f0an er breytt um alla framt\u00ed\u00f0.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
H\u00fan er hv\u00edt, mi\u00f0aldra l\u00f6gfr\u00e6\u00f0ingur \u00ed g\u00f3\u00f0u starfi. H\u00fan slapp \u00far h\u00fasinu s\u00ednu, \u00e1 sundi, vatn upp \u00ed handarkrika. Vegna sj\u00fakd\u00f3ms gat h\u00fan ekki keyrt burtu. \u00c1 laugardeginum \u00feegar h\u00fan \u00e1tta\u00f0i sig \u00e1 umfangi ve\u00f0ursins, byrja\u00f0i a\u00f0 hringja \u00ed kunningja til a\u00f0 snapa s\u00e9r far. \u00dea\u00f0 t\u00f3kst ekki. H\u00fan h\u00e9lt til heima hj\u00e1 s\u00e9r en … Continue reading Hann kom (og f\u00f3r)<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wds_primary_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[108,109],"class_list":["post-356","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-islenska","tag-my-studies","tag-neworleans"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ispeculate.net\/writings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/356","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ispeculate.net\/writings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ispeculate.net\/writings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ispeculate.net\/writings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ispeculate.net\/writings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=356"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ispeculate.net\/writings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/356\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ispeculate.net\/writings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=356"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ispeculate.net\/writings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=356"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ispeculate.net\/writings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=356"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}