\u00deau voru b\u00fain a\u00f0 vera par \u00ed 3-4 \u00e1r, keyptu s\u00e9r h\u00fas \u00ed byrjun \u00e1rs 2005. Ger\u00f0u \u00fea\u00f0 upp, settu barbor\u00f0 \u00ed stofuna \u00e1 m\u00f3ti arninum, endurger\u00f0u timbri\u00f0 \u00ed kringum hur\u00f0ir, settu n\u00fdja \u00fatidyrahur\u00f0, n\u00fdtt teppi \u00ed stofuna. Einb\u00fdlish\u00fasi\u00f0 \u00feeirra \u00ed hverfinu \u00fear sem hann \u00f3lst upp var geggja\u00f0. Reyndar ekki sundlaug \u00ed gar\u00f0inum eins og hj\u00e1 n\u00e1grannanum, en samt. \u00derj\u00fa svefnherbergi, einfaldur b\u00edlsk\u00far, flott sj\u00f3nvarp. <\/p>\n
H\u00fan var \u00ed spilav\u00edti \u00e1 laugardagskv\u00f6ldi, 6 m\u00e1nu\u00f0um eftir kaupin og s\u00e1 \u00fear ve\u00f0urfr\u00e9ttir. H\u00fan hringdi \u00ed k\u00e6rastann og sag\u00f0i honum a\u00f0 byrja a\u00f0 pakka, h\u00fan v\u00e6ri \u00e1 lei\u00f0inni heim. \u00deegar h\u00fan kom heim lag\u00f0i h\u00fan Hondunni sinni \u00ed b\u00edlsk\u00farnum. \u00deau kl\u00e1ru\u00f0u a\u00f0 pakka og f\u00f3ru a\u00f0 sofa. Daginn eftir las hann dagbla\u00f0i\u00f0 \u00ed s\u00f3fanum \u00ed stofunni, \u00e1\u00f0ur en \u00feau keyr\u00f0u \u00e1 pallb\u00edlnum hans \u00ed burtu. Plani\u00f0 var a\u00f0 koma til baka \u00e1 \u00feri\u00f0judag e\u00f0a mi\u00f0vikudag.<\/p>\n
\u00c1 m\u00e1nudeginum n\u00e1\u00f0i vatni\u00f0 6 metra h\u00e6\u00f0, h\u00fasi\u00f0 \u00feeirra n\u00fdja var l\u00edklega um 2 metra undir vatninu. Tveimur vikum seinna g\u00e1tu \u00feau k\u00edkt \u00e1 h\u00fasi\u00f0, rafmagnslausi \u00edssk\u00e1purinn var ekki spennandi, \u00feegar hann k\u00edkti inn \u00ed hann, sk\u00faffurnar \u00e1 komm\u00f3\u00f0unni voru \u00f3opnanlegar. S\u00ed\u00f0an \u00fe\u00e1 hafa \u00feau ekki fari\u00f0 inn \u00ed h\u00fasi\u00f0. Sambandi\u00f0 lif\u00f0i fl\u00f3\u00f0i\u00f0 ekki af, \u00fea\u00f0 sem \u00feau \u00e1ttu sameiginlegt var \u00f3n\u00fdtt. Hann hefur s\u00ed\u00f0an haft fj\u00f6gur heimilisf\u00f6ng og b\u00fdr \u00ed dag \u00ed hj\u00f3lh\u00fdsi \u00e1 l\u00f3\u00f0 \u00fear sem foreldrar hans vona a\u00f0 \u00feau geti byrja\u00f0 upp \u00e1 n\u00fdtt. Hann h\u00e9lt vinnunni og tryggingin borga\u00f0i upp h\u00fasn\u00e6\u00f0isl\u00e1ni\u00f0.<\/p>\n
\u00cd dag kom h\u00f3pur til a\u00f0 hreinsa h\u00fasi\u00f0 \u00feeirra. \u00dea\u00f0 stendur enn og hann vonast eftir a\u00f0 f\u00e1 kannski eitthva\u00f0 fyrir \u00fea\u00f0 \u00feegar hreinsun l\u00fdkur. Ef enginn hreinsun \u00e1 s\u00e9r sta\u00f0 ver\u00f0ur h\u00fasi\u00f0 teki\u00f0 yfir af yfirv\u00f6ldum og jafna\u00f0 vi\u00f0 j\u00f6r\u00f0u, reikningurinn sendur til eiganda.<\/p>\n
PlayStation 2, DVD-diskar, r\u00fam, bargl\u00f6s, b\u00e6kur, s\u00f3far, koddar og eldh\u00fasinnr\u00e9tting me\u00f0 \u00f3opnu\u00f0um \u00edssk\u00e1p f\u00f3r allt \u00e1 ruslahr\u00faguna. \u00c1 g\u00f3lfinu \u00ed einu herberginu, mitt \u00e1 milli einangrunarinnar \u00ed loftinu, m\u00fasask\u00edts, brota \u00far gifsvegg, h\u00fasgagna og b\u00f3ka rak einn \u00far hreinsunarh\u00f3pnum, einfaldur gu\u00f0fr\u00e6\u00f0inemi fr\u00e1 \u00cdslandi augun \u00ed lj\u00f3smynd \u00ed ramma. Hann t\u00f3k myndina upp, einu myndina \u00ed h\u00fasinu sem ekki virtist m\u00e1\u00f0 og skemmd. \u00c1 myndinni var mynd af parinu sem haf\u00f0i b\u00fai\u00f0 \u00ed h\u00fasinu, tekin nokkrum \u00e1rum \u00e1\u00f0ur \u00ed s\u00e6d\u00fdrasafninu \u00ed New Orleans. Efst \u00e1 myndinni st\u00f3\u00f0 “Look what is underwater”.<\/p>\n
Saklausi gu\u00f0fr\u00e6\u00f0ineminn horf\u00f0i \u00e1 myndina, lag\u00f0i fr\u00e1 s\u00e9r sk\u00f3fluna sem hann haf\u00f0i haldi\u00f0 \u00e1 og gekk \u00fat. Shit!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
\u00deau voru b\u00fain a\u00f0 vera par \u00ed 3-4 \u00e1r, keyptu s\u00e9r h\u00fas \u00ed byrjun \u00e1rs 2005. Ger\u00f0u \u00fea\u00f0 upp, settu barbor\u00f0 \u00ed stofuna \u00e1 m\u00f3ti arninum, endurger\u00f0u timbri\u00f0 \u00ed kringum hur\u00f0ir, settu n\u00fdja \u00fatidyrahur\u00f0, n\u00fdtt teppi \u00ed stofuna. Einb\u00fdlish\u00fasi\u00f0 \u00feeirra \u00ed hverfinu \u00fear sem hann \u00f3lst upp var geggja\u00f0. Reyndar ekki sundlaug \u00ed gar\u00f0inum eins … Continue reading Shit!<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wds_primary_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[108,109],"class_list":["post-355","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-islenska","tag-my-studies","tag-neworleans"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ispeculate.net\/writings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/355","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ispeculate.net\/writings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ispeculate.net\/writings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ispeculate.net\/writings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ispeculate.net\/writings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=355"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ispeculate.net\/writings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/355\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ispeculate.net\/writings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=355"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ispeculate.net\/writings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=355"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ispeculate.net\/writings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=355"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}