\u00c9g skrapp \u00e1\u00f0an \u00fat \u00ed Kroger, eins og \u00e9g geri stundum \u00e1 kv\u00f6ldin. \u00deegar \u00e9g var b\u00fain a\u00f0 fylla k\u00f6rfuna me\u00f0 vatni \u00e1 fl\u00f6skum og barnamat \u00ed krukkum f\u00f3r \u00e9g eins og l\u00f6g gera r\u00e1\u00f0 fyrir a\u00f0 kassanum \u00ed b\u00fa\u00f0inni. \u00dea\u00f0 voru bara tveir kassar opnir og fremur l\u00f6ng r\u00f6\u00f0 vi\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e1 b\u00e1\u00f0a svo \u00e9g byrja\u00f0i a\u00f0 b\u00ed\u00f0a.<\/p>\n
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Skyndilega t\u00f3k \u00e9g eftir a\u00f0 veri\u00f0 var a\u00f0 opna kassann vi\u00f0 hli\u00f0ina \u00e1 \u00feeim sem \u00e9g bei\u00f0 vi\u00f0. \u00c9g \u00e1kva\u00f0 a\u00f0 gr\u00edpa t\u00e6kif\u00e6ri\u00f0 og ver\u00f0a fyrstur a\u00f0 n\u00fdopna\u00f0a kassanum. Jafn sn\u00f6ggt skaut ni\u00f0ur \u00ed huga m\u00e9r a\u00f0 \u00e9g v\u00e6ri n\u00fa ekki svo a\u00f0 fl\u00fdta m\u00e9r. \u00dev\u00ed v\u00e6ri gaman a\u00f0 gera g\u00f3\u00f0verk og bj\u00f3\u00f0a konunni fyrir framan mig \u00ed r\u00f6\u00f0inni a\u00f0 fara \u00e1 undan m\u00e9r a\u00f0 n\u00fdopna\u00f0a kassanum. Enda er \u00e9g g\u00f3\u00f0menni og h\u00fan var bara me\u00f0 \u00ferj\u00e1 e\u00f0a fj\u00f3ra hluti \u00ed kerrunni sinni.
Konan leit \u00e1 mig \u00feegar \u00e9g bau\u00f0 henni a\u00f0 fara \u00e1 undan og \u00e9g bj\u00f3st vi\u00f0 fallegu brosi og \u00fe\u00f6kkum, en \u00fea\u00f0 var n\u00fa ekki. H\u00fan skamma\u00f0ist yfir \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 kassinn hef\u00f0i ekki veri\u00f0 opin \u00e1\u00f0an, OPEN-lj\u00f3si\u00f0 v\u00e6ri ekki komi\u00f0 \u00e1 og h\u00fan hef\u00f0i \u00feurft a\u00f0 b\u00ed\u00f0a lengi \u00ed r\u00f6\u00f0inni. H\u00fan t\u00f3k n\u00fa samt bo\u00f0i m\u00ednu og f\u00f3r \u00e1 undan m\u00e9r. \u00c9g t\u00f3k \u00fev\u00ed st\u00f6\u00f0u fyrir aftan hana.
\u00dea\u00f0 var r\u00e9tt a\u00f0 konan var ekki me\u00f0 nema \u00ferj\u00e1 e\u00f0a fj\u00f3ra hluti en henni t\u00f3kst a\u00f0 kvarta yfir ver\u00f0inu \u00e1 bacon-inu, hvernig uppl\u00fdsingar um ver\u00f0 kom fram \u00e1 strimlinum og skamma afgrei\u00f0slumanneskjuna fyrir a\u00f0 misskilja eitthva\u00f0 sem h\u00fan var a\u00f0 vesenast me\u00f0. \u00deegar loks kom a\u00f0 m\u00e9r voru engir vi\u00f0skiptavinir a\u00f0 b\u00ed\u00f0a vi\u00f0 hina kassana, allir sem \u00e1\u00f0ur st\u00f3\u00f0u \u00ed r\u00f6\u00f0um voru farnir \u00fat.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
\u00c9g skrapp \u00e1\u00f0an \u00fat \u00ed Kroger, eins og \u00e9g geri stundum \u00e1 kv\u00f6ldin. \u00deegar \u00e9g var b\u00fain a\u00f0 fylla k\u00f6rfuna me\u00f0 vatni \u00e1 fl\u00f6skum og barnamat \u00ed krukkum f\u00f3r \u00e9g eins og l\u00f6g gera r\u00e1\u00f0 fyrir a\u00f0 kassanum \u00ed b\u00fa\u00f0inni. \u00dea\u00f0 voru bara tveir kassar opnir og fremur l\u00f6ng r\u00f6\u00f0 vi\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e1 b\u00e1\u00f0a svo \u00e9g … Continue reading G\u00f3\u00f0menni\u00f0 \u00e9g<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wds_primary_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-268","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-islenska"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ispeculate.net\/writings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/268","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ispeculate.net\/writings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ispeculate.net\/writings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ispeculate.net\/writings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ispeculate.net\/writings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=268"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ispeculate.net\/writings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/268\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ispeculate.net\/writings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=268"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ispeculate.net\/writings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=268"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ispeculate.net\/writings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=268"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}