{"id":1990,"date":"2009-07-14T15:06:02","date_gmt":"2009-07-14T19:06:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ispeculate.wpmudev.host\/main\/?p=1990"},"modified":"2009-07-14T15:06:02","modified_gmt":"2009-07-14T19:06:02","slug":"muuhahaha","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ispeculate.net\/writings\/2009\/07\/14\/muuhahaha\/","title":{"rendered":"Muuhahaha\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u00dea\u00f0 er ekki erfitt a\u00f0 sj\u00e1 fyrir s\u00e9r handrit a\u00f0 gl\u00e6pamynd. \u00der\u00e1\u00f0urinn v\u00e6ri eitthva\u00f0 \u00e1 \u00feessa lei\u00f0.  Sm\u00e1gl\u00e6pama\u00f0ur sem s\u00e9rh\u00e6fir sig \u00ed peninga\u00fev\u00e6tti kemst yfir st\u00f3rt fyrirt\u00e6ki sem hann notar til a\u00f0 lifa \u00ed vellystingum um skei\u00f0. \u00deegar \u00ed lj\u00f3s koma vafasamir gj\u00f6rningar \u00ed b\u00f3khaldinu, br\u00fdst l\u00f6greglan inn \u00e1 heimili hans og handtekur fyrir framan ungan son og eiginkonu af hef\u00f0ar\u00e6ttum.  Eftir r\u00e9ttarh\u00f6ld og \u00e6vint\u00fdralegt plott, \u00fear sem stj\u00f3rnm\u00e1lamenn fara hamf\u00f6rum er sm\u00e1gl\u00e6pama\u00f0urinn d\u00e6mdur \u00ed fangelsi, \u00fear sem hann situr um t\u00edma. Eftir a\u00f0 fangavistinni l\u00fdkur halda fa\u00f0ir og sonur \u00far landi og hefja rekstur \u00ed alr\u00e6mdri gl\u00e6paborg \u00ed fjarl\u00e6gu landi og n\u00e1 \u00e1 \u00f3\u00fatsk\u00fdr\u00f0an h\u00e1tt r\u00e1\u00f0andi st\u00f6\u00f0u \u00e1 marka\u00f0i \u00fear sem samkeppnisa\u00f0ilar hverfa einn af \u00f6\u00f0rum. En \u00fea\u00f0 fulln\u00e6gir \u00feeim ekki. \u00deeir vilja hefnd, hefnd vegna fangavistarinnar og ni\u00f0url\u00e6gingarinnar fyrir fj\u00f6lskylduna for\u00f0um daga. \u00dea\u00f0 eykur hatri\u00f0 a\u00f0 einn stj\u00f3rnm\u00e1lamannanna sem gekk hva\u00f0 har\u00f0ast fram er n\u00fa or\u00f0in forseti \u00ed heimalandinu.  \u00de\u00e1 kemur a\u00f0 plotti myndarinnar. \u00deeir fe\u00f0gar mynda tengsl vi\u00f0 valdamenn \u00ed heimalandinu, gefa \u00f6rl\u00e1tlega til g\u00f3\u00f0ger\u00f0am\u00e1la og me\u00f0 \u00f3tr\u00falegri \u00fatsj\u00f3narsemi f\u00e1 heimild \u00ed gegnum vinatengsl, til a\u00f0 taka yfir st\u00e6rsta banka heimalandsins. \u00deeir nota n\u00e6stu \u00e1rin til a\u00f0 kaupa upp r\u00f3tt\u00e6ka gagnr\u00fdna listamenn, gefa \u00feeim jafnvel h\u00fas, kaupa s\u00e9rfr\u00e6\u00f0inga til a\u00f0 skrifa um sig b\u00e6kur, \u00fear sem fort\u00ed\u00f0inni er breytt, kaupa fj\u00f6lmi\u00f0la til a\u00f0 a\u00f0sto\u00f0a sig \u00ed \u00feessu skini og \u00feegar einhverjum ver\u00f0ur \u00e1 a\u00f0 rifja upp fort\u00ed\u00f0ina eru haldnar b\u00f3kabrennur. Hefndar\u00feorsti fe\u00f0gana vir\u00f0ist horfin og flestir tr\u00faa a\u00f0 r\u00e9ttl\u00e6ti\u00f0 felist \u00ed \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 f\u00e1 a\u00f0 endurskrifa s\u00f6guna og endurheimta st\u00f6\u00f0una sem \u00feeir n\u00fa hafa.  En svo er v\u00edst ekki. Skyndilega og \u00e1n vi\u00f0v\u00f6runar kemur \u00ed lj\u00f3s a\u00f0 \u00feeir fe\u00f0gar hafa nota\u00f0 st\u00f6\u00f0u s\u00edna til a\u00f0 steypa heimalandinu \u00ed gjald\u00ferot. Bankinn sem \u00feeir t\u00f3ku yfir, skuldar \u00ferefalda \u00fej\u00f3\u00f0arframlei\u00f0slu, \u00d3skabarn \u00dej\u00f3\u00f0arinnar, eitt elsta hlutaf\u00e9lag landsins er gufa\u00f0 upp og erlendir menn og konur eiga kr\u00f6fur \u00e1 \u00fej\u00f3\u00f0arb\u00fai\u00f0 vegna horfina peninga. Landi\u00f0 er rj\u00fakandi r\u00fast, vart stendur steinn yfir steini.  \u00c9g s\u00e9 fyrir m\u00e9r a\u00f0 lokaskoti\u00f0, s\u00e9 af f\u00f6\u00f0urnum a\u00f0 st\u00edga upp \u00ed svarta einka\u00feotu sonar s\u00edns \u00e1 Reykjav\u00edkurflugvelli. S\u00ed\u00f0an er klippt \u00e1 skot inn \u00ed \u00feotuna \u00fear sem \u00feeir fe\u00f0gar sitja me\u00f0 kampav\u00ednsfl\u00f6sku, horfa hvor \u00e1 annan og fa\u00f0irinn segir stundarh\u00e1tt, Muuhahaha&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><em>Upphaflega birt \u00e1 halldorelias.blog.is sem vi\u00f0br\u00f6g\u00f0 vi\u00f0 fr\u00e9tt \u00e1 mbl.is<\/em>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00dea\u00f0 er ekki erfitt a\u00f0 sj\u00e1 fyrir s\u00e9r handrit a\u00f0 gl\u00e6pamynd. \u00der\u00e1\u00f0urinn v\u00e6ri eitthva\u00f0 \u00e1 \u00feessa lei\u00f0. Sm\u00e1gl\u00e6pama\u00f0ur sem s\u00e9rh\u00e6fir sig \u00ed peninga\u00fev\u00e6tti kemst yfir st\u00f3rt fyrirt\u00e6ki sem hann notar til a\u00f0 lifa \u00ed vellystingum um skei\u00f0. \u00deegar \u00ed lj\u00f3s koma vafasamir gj\u00f6rningar \u00ed b\u00f3khaldinu, br\u00fdst l\u00f6greglan inn \u00e1 heimili hans og handtekur fyrir framan &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/ispeculate.net\/writings\/2009\/07\/14\/muuhahaha\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Muuhahaha\u2026<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wds_primary_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[21,39,85,87],"class_list":["post-1990","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-islenska","tag-business","tag-crap","tag-hruni","tag-iceland"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ispeculate.net\/writings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1990","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ispeculate.net\/writings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ispeculate.net\/writings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ispeculate.net\/writings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ispeculate.net\/writings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1990"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ispeculate.net\/writings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1990\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ispeculate.net\/writings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1990"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ispeculate.net\/writings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1990"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ispeculate.net\/writings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1990"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}